The average word length in the English language is 5.1 letters. The average sentence length is 14.3 words. After adding in 13 spaces to place in-between those words, and throwing in two more characters for a comma and a period, you’re looking at an average of 85 characters for every sentence that comes out of your mouth or fingertips. Throw in some book smarts and a well-educated audience, and those averages go up. Twitter allotts you with 160 characters to describe yourself to the online world, and that is what makes the Twitter bio oh so interesting.
Can you imagine what English class would have been like with a pro-Twitter professor? “I want you to write me a two sentence autobiographical paper about yourself, and it better be good” he or she would say.
It’s a little bit ridiculous to believe that day will ever come, but that’s what users are already asked to do on Twitter, so who knows. How would you describe and introduce yourself to the online universe when only allotted the amount of characters in the sentence that you are reading right now?
Twitter is the mullet of social media platforms, part business and part party, and the Twitter bio is essentially a mash of business card, eHarmony.com profile and Midnight at The Apollo. The formula for my Twitter bio can best be described as job title and education, followed by a small tidbit about myself and ending with an attempt at a clever comment or observation in the hopes of leaving readers with a smile on their face by character 160. It’s far from scientific, but I dig it. I also dig the way these celebrities I follow describe themselves on Twitter.

For some guys who found instant-stardom by way of their YouTube videos, they seem like pretty cool and humble guys from their bio.

If you know who Brian Wilson is, then you know how awesome this bio is because of how un-Brian Wilson it sounds. Then you realize that nothing is un-Brian Wilson.

Aziz sounds like just another dude in his Twitter bio. It works.

You knew it was going to be ridiculous, but you have to love the bio of the brand that has more quirky charm than previously thought to exist in the entire universe.

This is a shout-out to future celebrity, Sam Leon. They say one way to become something is to act like that's what you already are. You're well on your way to a verified account, good sir.
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