Kashi Go Lean Protein Claim A Stretch

9 grams of protein to 6 in the average egg

I want to be clear: I love Kashi cereal (Cinnamon Harvest to be exact), and I love my eggs. That is what makes this a difficult post to write.

The way Kashi advertises their Go Lean line of cereals irritates me just a tad. Here’s the ad for your viewing pleasure (this one’s kind-of old, but the campaign/claim continues, as I saw an updated spot this morning).

If you only took away one thing from the above ad, it is that Kashi Go Lean Crunch has the same amount of protein as an incredible edible egg. “True, but” are the first two words that came into my head after hearing that claim. Those are also the first two words that came into my head when Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s Grammy speech to say that Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time, as in “True, but this is not the time or place to make that argument, Kanye.” Sorry. I got off track there for a second.

Kashi Go Lean Crunch has the same amount of protein as an egg. If you’re measuring by the number  in grams that’s on the label, then yeah, it’s just as good (even better) than an egg. But there’s no mention in the ad of what kind of protein you’re getting in the box. Here’s the label.

CONTAINS WHEAT AND SOY INGREDIENTS. Boom. There’s the one thing that turns me off. While both egg and soy protein contain all the essential amino acids, they were not created equal. Here’s a quick breakdown from Livestrong.com comparing egg and soy (and whey) proteins in a different way:

Egg Protein

The average egg contains 6 g of protein and contains about 70 calories. Eggs are a low-cost, high-quality protein and an important source of choline. Most protein powder is made from egg whites, which contain protein without the fat found in the egg yolk. All proteins are rated for their “biological value,” which measures how quickly and how well your body can use the protein you consume. According to Wageningen University in the Netherlands, “Egg white protein is considered to have one of the best amino acids profiles for human nutrition.” Although many foods contain all amino acids, the protein in egg whites is the most bio-available — meaning you body can use all of its protein quickly and efficiently.

Whey Protein

Whey is a by-product of cheese making. When casein is separated from milk by curdling, the watery remains are whey. Look for whey protein isolate, which is strictly the protein, with all other components of the whey removed. Whey is a complete protein — meaning that it contains all amino acids. It’s particularly high in the amino acid leucine, which may help to build lean muscle tissue.There is slightly more leucine in whey protein than in egg protein. Whey protein may be a better choice than egg protein post-workout when your body needs quick energy and fast protein synthesis. However, it isn’t absorbed as well at other times.

Soy Protein

Soy is the most problematic of these three proteins. Soy is unique because it’s the only plant-based protein that contains all the amino acids, but it also contains isoflavones — an estrogenic compound that can affect hormones levels. It may affect thyroid levels and can raise estrogen levels in men. This often isn’t a problem if you use soy rarely, but daily supplementation may have side-effects. This is the best protein option for vegetarians and vegans.

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A raised estrogen level is obviously a bigger concern for men than it is for women, and like the above info shows, it’s probably not a big deal if used rarely.

But soy is becoming more and more prevalent in our diets today, and in the case of this Kashi cereal, it’s competing against the egg to become the consumer’s everyday breakfast choice.

I’m not here to say that soy is the anti-christ and that you should avoid it at all costs. I’m saying that egg and soy are two completely different beasts with their own sets of pros and cons. According to Kashi, they’re exactly the same. That is false.

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Maker’s Mark Campaign Misses The Mark

For the past eight months or so, Jimmy Fallon has been popping up on my television talking about Maker’s Mark Kentucky bourbon in their It is what it isn’t campaign. After eight months, I have the same opinion I had at day one: I just can’t see this campaign being a success.

I commend the effort. You certainly can’t wear a pink oxford shirt instead of a blue oxford shirt and call yourself an innovator. It isn’t easy to stand out advertising spirits. Everybody can’t tell an inspiring story like Johnny Walker and expect sales to skyrocket. If you want to do something amazing, you have to do something really different.

A well-regarded brand of bourbon hiring a late night talk show host as spokesman is really different, but it’s the classic square/rectangle case: All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. All extraordinary ads buck the norm, but not all ads that buck the norm are extraordinary.

Here’s the copy in full.

It isn’t Hip Hop. It isn’t Heavy Metal! It is definitely not Techno. So why is Maker’s Mark® a hit with so many people? Maybe it’s because even though we’ve never been cool, we’ve always been us – a full bodied whiskey that’s remarkably easy to drink. Just call us the unplugged bourbon. To quote our founder: “It is what it isn’t.™”

He describes a brand that is consistent. A brand that is true. A brand that has never wavered from what it believes in. On its own, that sounds pretty damn good.

The problem  is that the messenger makes the message utterly unbelievable. That’s Jimmy Fallon talking. That’s Jimmy Idiot Boyfriend Weekend Update Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ Fallon! He’s a celebrity. He’s cool. He’s funny. We’ve never been cool, we’ve always been us? It just isn’t believable. He’s reading copy that suggests he grew up sleeping in a bed with a white oak cask for a headboard. You gotta love the guy, but at this stage in his life he was not meant to deliver a marketing message for a Kentucky bourbon. I hate to say it, but he is what Maker’s Mark isn’t.

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Frank Sinatra Thriving in 2011

2011 has been a great year for Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Dirk Nowitzki and Frank Sinatra. Of course, Sinatra sets himself apart from the pack by being the only one I listed that had a great year posthumously.

It’s so true, though – at least from an advertising perspective. Ciroc Vodka, Nike and PacSun all used Sinatra tracks for ads in 2011. Check ‘em out!

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Jane Seymour, The Open Heart Collection and Wedding Crashers

For at least the past three years, starting around Thanksgiving and running through Valentine’s Day, I’ve been witness to many ads for  Jane Seymour’s Open Heart Collection at Kay Jewelers. The ad goes something like “If your heart is open, love will always find its way in.” That’s sweet, right?

The problem I have with the campaign has nothing to do with the message itself, but rather with the message’s authenticity. Does anybody remember Wedding Crashers? Jane Seymour played the roll of Kathleen Cleary, the unfaithful wife of Treasury Secretary William Cleary, played by Christopher Walken. Wedding Crashers grossed over $285,000,000 in the box office and is on cable television nearly every week. I guarantee I’m not the only person who has a flashback to the below scene every time I see an Open Heart Collection ad.

Now, obviously the Open Heart Collection has been successful, judging by how many years I’ve been seeing these ads. Plus, it’s also worth noting that she’s cheating in a movie, not in real life. With that said, where is the line drawn when marketing a jewelry product intended for a significant other? Larry King wedding bands? Newt Gingrich engagement rings? Jenna Jameson anniversary collection? Just wondering…

 

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Wal-Mart Lady Tries To Be Target Lady…And Fails

That is Maria Bumford, the comedian and actress who has played the role of the Target 2-Day Sale Lady for the past two years. She owns the roll, and that positioning for that matter. Why would Wal-Mart want to compete with her?

Now, Wal-Mart’s entire holiday campaign doesn’t revolve around this lady, but it seems obvious to me that they were going for the Maria Bumford quirkiness. Why not do something different, Wal-Mart?

 

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Sonic Branding: Nationwide vs. V8

Sonic branding is a great way to reinforce a brand’s identity and make viewers or listeners aware of whose ad is on the air. It speaks a universal language, and it can serve as a brand’s signature on its sound and motion advertising.

Essentially, it’s a logo you can listen to.

Sonic branding can be awesome, but what happens when one brand’s melody sounds like another brand’s melody?

Here’s a spot from Nationwide Insurance’s World’s Greatest Spokesperson in the World campaign. Turn the volume up, and be sure to listen to their sonic branding in action at the start of the spot.

Now, watch and listen to a spot from the new V8 campaign featuring Jackie Chan, and listen to the sonic branding at the start of the spot. Does it sound distinct, or is it pretty close?

Personally, I think it’s a pretty close match. Now, it might not be that big of a deal since these two brands are in completely different product categories, but it does raise a couple bigger questions: How distinct is distinct enough, and is it only important to be distinct within your product category, or is it vital to be so different that you’re not like any other brand in the world?

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Movember 2011: Halfway Point

So we’re halfway through the month of Movember, and my ‘stache is starting to make its presence known.

After a couple weeks of growth, I’m kind-of getting sick of calling it a moustache. That’s why I came up with a couple of general nicknames to describe everybody’s fantastic Movember facial hair growth. Which one do you prefer?

If you’d like to make a donation to my Movember page, you can do so at http://mobro.co/corymccollum Our team is in the Top 100 nationally, but I haven’t had the success that my teammates have had. That’s why I’m willing to do ridiculous things in exchange for donations. Check out my Movember page and see what I’m willing to do for a good cause!

 

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Bieber Karaoke King

So it seems that almost everybody is coming down with Bieber Fever these days, and one case is so bad that it’s making a fan believe that The Biebs fathered her child. I feel almost certain that the story is fabricated, but I think reading the paternity results on Maury Povich would be awesome. “Justin, you ARE NOT the father,” Maury would say. Anyway, let’s get back to Bieber Fever.

After watching the above Google Chrome ad, featuring Justin Bieber’s meteoric rise to stardom, I have to admit, I myself came down with a case of Bieber Fever. What can I say? It’s an awesome story.

What I’ve learned about Bieber Fever is that it’s kind-of like the common cold. There are lots of different strands, and some cases are more severe than others. My Bieber Fever probably topped out at a mild 100 degrees, whereas this epic karaoke artist was probably running a whopping 108 degree fever with a bad case of Ebola when he came up to sing Justin Bieber’s Baby  last week at Ego’s in Austin, Texas.

There is no cure for Bieber Fever, but symptoms can be treated by watching this performance; side effects include a case of the giggles and tears.

-I wish Google Creative Labs had this footage when they were editing the above spot.

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Lowe’s Ad Shows That Home Improvement Can Be Fun

The below commercial for Lowe’s has been out for over a month now, and I’ve seen it upwards of 30 times due to how much football I consume this time of year. Yet, I haven’t gotten tired of it in the slightest bit, and part of the reason for that is how vastly different it is from anything I’ve ever seen from them or The Home Depot. The music, the choreography and the talent completely buck the norm for the category, and I love it.

Agency: BBDO

Choreography: Hi-Hat

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Obsessed: Twitter Bios

The average word length in the English language is 5.1 letters. The average sentence length is 14.3 words. After adding in 13 spaces to place in-between those words, and throwing in two more characters for a comma and a period, you’re looking at an average of 85 characters for every sentence that comes out of your mouth or fingertips. Throw in some book smarts and a well-educated audience, and those averages go up. Twitter allotts you with 160 characters to describe yourself to the online world, and that is what makes the Twitter bio oh so interesting.

Can you imagine what English class would have been like with a pro-Twitter professor? “I want you to write me a two sentence autobiographical paper about yourself, and it better be good” he or she would say.

It’s a little bit ridiculous to believe that day will ever come, but that’s what users are already asked to do on Twitter, so who knows. How would you describe and introduce yourself to the online universe when only allotted the amount of characters in the sentence that you are reading right now?

Twitter is the mullet of social media platforms, part business and part party, and the Twitter bio is essentially a mash of business card, eHarmony.com profile and Midnight at The Apollo. The formula for my Twitter bio can best be described as job title and education, followed by a small tidbit about myself and ending with an attempt at a clever comment or observation in the hopes of leaving readers with a smile on their face by character 160. It’s far from scientific, but I dig it. I also dig the way these celebrities I follow describe themselves on Twitter.

For some guys who found instant-stardom by way of their YouTube videos, they seem like pretty cool and humble guys from their bio.

If you know who Brian Wilson is, then you know how awesome this bio is because of how un-Brian Wilson it sounds. Then you realize that nothing is un-Brian Wilson.

Aziz sounds like just another dude in his Twitter bio. It works.

You knew it was going to be ridiculous, but you have to love the bio of the brand that has more quirky charm than previously thought to exist in the entire universe.

This is a shout-out to future celebrity, Sam Leon. They say one way to become something is to act like that's what you already are. You're well on your way to a verified account, good sir.

Do you know anybody else with an awesome Twitter bio? Share!

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Very Nice & Very Subtle Service Placement

*If a brand offers a service, I’m assuming you call it a service placement instead of a product placement.

Travelers Insurance found its way into the season premier of The Office last Thursday by way of a pregnant Pam Beasley watching the Fallon-made ad telling the story of  a cool pooch protecting his bone (Click here to watch). Did it work? I’d say so, considering that the two top comments for the commercial on YouTube each refer to its appearance on the show.

What I like about this service placement is that Jim and Pam never once mention Travelers Insurance. Instead, it’s referred to as “that dog commercial.” Good stuff – and much more believable than VW’s  product placement in Horrible Bosses.

Here’s the original ad in case you missed it.

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This Is Not A Casual Friday

 I suggest reading this in the voice of The Old Spice Guy, but that’s just me.

For college football fans, this Friday is not casual at all. As far as we’re concerned, this Friday is all business.

College football fandom is serious business, and the 2011 season is now open for business.

As our favorite teams and alma maters take the field tomorrow, we will be watching – anxiously, intently and passionately, as they begin their pursuit of a coveted national championship. And after 12, 13 or for some even 14 games, we will look back at our fall Saturdays and say, win or lose, that they were Saturdays well spent. Here’s to the college football season officially getting underway! Go ______(s)!

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Quick: Puma is based out of ________.

Since sponsoring Usain Bolt and the Jamaican Track & Field team at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Puma’s advertising, at least when we’re talking about running shoes, is Jamaica-centric. “The World’s Fastest Band” campaign takes place in Jamaica, and even features the tagline, as seen below, “Inspired by the fastest country.”

With the campaign completely revolving around that little island nation in the Greater Antilles, Puma and ad agency Droga5 made me completely forget the fact that Puma is based out of Germany and was started by the brother of Adidas’s founder, which is a story in itself. Check out the Wikipedia page.

It’s definitely a gutsy move to revolve a campaign around Jamaica and their current domination on the track because it’s only a matter of time before another country takes the gold, and with it the claim of “The World’s Fastest Country.” For now, Puma is safe, but what happens if an American or anybody other than Usain Bolt takes gold at the London 2012 Olympics? With that said, I still love the campaign. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I love the movie Cool Runnings. Anyway, here’s a couple of the spots featuring “The World’s Fastest Band.”

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Austin: Days 1-5, but mostly 1.

After only five days in Austin, I’m convinced that this city is insanely awesome- more awesome than the Abby Wambach goal vs. Brazil. I should write more and share the details of this great American city, but I’ve got living to do. And I still don’t have a bed, so I should probably go buy one.

One quick observation: This place is full of friendly folks. Having been in town for only five hours, I walked into a 24 hour restaurant, Magnolia Cafe, that’s been the subject of various segments on Food Network shows like Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. After having the amazing Magnolia Enchiladas, I told my waitress that it was my first night in town. Misty (waitress) proceeded to give me an ungodly amount of Magnolia Cafe gear, and then asked me if I wanted to join her and her co-workers at a bar to sing some karaoke when their shifts ended. Of course I tagged along. A great first night and first impression it was. After singing You Can Do Magic by America and Last Nite by The Strokes, I was ready to call it a night on my berber carpet with no pillow or blanket. Ah, the consequences of moving with nothing but clothes.

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New Old Spice Guy Fabio: Prediction

Tons of people are up in arms over Old Spice and ad agency Wieden+Kennedy’s recent move to hire Fabio as the “New Old Spice Guy.” Check out some of the comments being posted on the new YouTube page. You can also find some hate mail in the form of mentions at his Twitter handle, @fabiooldspices. Most people are calling the decision an idiotic move and a major misstep. I’m in the minority. I think it’s brilliant, but not for the reason you might think.

The people at Wieden+Kennedy , reigning AdAge, Adweek, and Creativity Online Agency of the Year, are not a bunch of idiots. They knew the reaction these spots would illicit via Mustafa fans and industry professionals. W+K’s agency motto is “Fail Harder.” Using Fabio as a spokesperson doesn’t scream failing harder; it whispers mediocrity. I’m pretty sure Wieden+Kennedy and Old Spice know that.

You can call me out on this if I’m wrong, but I honestly don’t believe that W+K would EVER hire Fabio if it wasn’t part of some grand scheme to eventually destroy him and his flowing locks. Look at how much they show off that shiny new URL at the end of the commercials and the way they make a mockery of his infamous hair. It’s asking you to get ticked off at the decision they’ve made.

Don’t throw Old Spice under the bus just yet. I predict that Isaiah Mustafa will return to glory and defeat Fabio in an epic Man vs. Feux Man battle for the ages to decide who the real Old Spice Guy is.

If you’re interested, here’s some more of the new commercials featuring Fabio.

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The “Key” to a Great Brand

What makes a great brand? That’s a question that has more than one correct answer. Sometimes it’s cohesiveness that makes a brand great. Other times, it’s keeping a promise that makes a brand amazing.

I believe that one characteristic of a great brand is distinctiveness. I’m talking about a product that looks like nothing else in its category.  That’s the characteristic that makes Baldwin Metal Forgers amazing. The key you see below has opened the doors to my childhood home for the past 22 years, and I think it’s great.

Since getting this first house key, I’ve acquired many others for storage rooms, bikes, dorms and apartments, but none have come close to my first key. I think its design is distinct in a way that screams security, which is really the only thing that a house key needs to deliver on. This key makes me feel safe.

Obviously, car keys have gone far-and-beyond this brass piece in recent years, with many keys looking more like an alien spacecraft than a traditional key. However, there is something about my house key that makes it great 22 years after my childhood home was built. It’s not a gimmick. It’s just damn good.

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Same Song, Different Brands

The above Dulux paint commercial, by Euro RSCG’s London office, debuted in May 201o and ran mostly in the United Kingdom. It featured an awesome song by Jónsi, titled Go Do, and has received a 99:1 like to dislike ratio on YouTube. That’s impressive for any commercial. If we fast forward to January of this year, we’ll find the same song in an ad for the new Ford Explorer, done by WPP’s Team Detroit.

Normally, I’m not a big fan of multiple brands using the same song in their advertising. Case in point: Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap. Three major brands (Rhapsody, Chrysler, and Diet Coke) all used this song in national advertising campaigns over a three month span from December ’09 to February ’10. That’s not good. If you’re in the kitchen preparing dinner with the TV on in the background and you hear that song, which brand are you connecting it to? No matter your answer, two out of the three brands aren’t going to like your response.

In the earlier case, though, I tend to think it’s alright. Both ads turned out amazing, and since the commercials aired in different regions of the world, they basically have completely different audiences.

In the end, though, I think this post raises more questions than it answers. Where is the line drawn on this subject? When is it okay? When is it not okay? Any opinions? Anyways, here’s the two songs I talked about in their entirety for your listening and viewing pleasure.

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Insurance: A Laughing Matter

At first glance, a subject like insurance doesn’t lend itself to being funny, at least not the thought of needing to use it yourself. Think about it:

Car insurance- You wrecked your car.

Life insurance- Someone died.

Homeowners insurance- The place where you sleep is broken.

Yet, many insurance companies and their respective ad agencies are choosing comedy as the way to promote their insurance offerings. And hey, a lot of them are making me laugh. What I want to know is who you think does it best? Here’s one of the latest ads from four big insurance companies that want to make us laugh to the point of buying a policy with them. Yes, I realize Flo from Progressive is not shown below. I just really don’t care for her, and I can’t allow her to even have a chance at winning in my unscientific poll.

State Farm (Translation)

Allstate (Leo Burnett)

Geico (The Martin Agency)

Farmers (RPA)

Which insurance company uses comedy the best?

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Quotability Gives Ads Longevity

Just a quick thought this afternoon: My roommate Jay and I have a commercial that we often quote to each other. This commercial isn’t inspirational like Apple’s Think Different spot, nor does it  ”push the envelope” like Axe’s Even Angels Will Fall. It’s just simple copy mixed with perfectly casted talent. This ad debuted approximately six months ago. We’re still quoting it today, even though I think it has run its course on television, and now only lives on the internet.

The ad that I think has this very redeeming quality is a spot for ESPN’s It’s not crazy, it’s sports campaign developed by Wieden+Kennedy New York that features Alabama Crimson Tide fans reciting their most-hallowed phrase, roll tide, in a bevy of different situations. This ad hit my roommate and I at the four second mark of the commercial, with an older Alabama gentlemen (pictured above) who appears to have a voice weathered by decades of chewing tobacco use and screaming in Bryant-Denny Stadium. I am by no means a Crimson Tide fan, and I would proudly pledge allegiance to a Georgia G if there was such a pledge, but there’s something about the way he says roll tide that makes me say it happily. Like the slogan says, it’s not crazy, it’s sports.

Can you think of any ads that you regularly quote?

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Stella Artois Billboard

I’d say approximately 90% of billboards are mediocre or just plain bad. This one, however, created by the team at Mother New York, is a beautiful surprise. It isn’t gimmicky . It isn’t groundbreaking. It’s just intuitively right. Here it is, for your viewing pleasure.

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